it hurts to become: tough-titty: agradschoolbreakup: i’m going to write a hit single and...
i’m going to write a hit single and call it ‘lesbian dating circles are small, huh?’ and the chorus will be something like ‘you’re my ex’s ex and we’re having sex / who will i date next? / chances are it’ll be your closest ex…”
yeah…
look out for my single.
my 2nd single may be something entitled like “why do my straight friends keep calling me to go to home depot with them.”
that one may need some title editing. maybe an acronym.
omg I love you.
